Cascada - Everytime We Touch [Video]
The video begins with Natalie Horler sitting on some steps and she seems to be planning a get together, with her boyfriend. He’s not the sort I would go for but then what do I know about male attractiveness....
The video begins with Natalie Horler sitting on some steps and she seems to be planning a get together, with her boyfriend. He’s not the sort I would go for but then what do I know about male attractiveness. As she seems to be pining for him a little she decides to pay him a visit. Natalie then heads towards the local library, which from a generic perspective seems a little strange as I would see a library as the antithesis of dance music. Libraries after all, aren’t the most erotic places on earth and don’t seem to favour loud music, strobe lights and nutters waving glow sticks around while on pills.
This library seems to be no exception as it looks dusty, old and is full of dull looking people reading big heavy dreary looking leather bound books. In fact it employs about every library stereotype in the book (the book of course can be found in your local library), and Natalie’s boyfriend even wears glasses and a pringle jumper to complete the level of sadness appropriate for a library. I know I’m taking this out of context but libraries really aren’t that bad, all Natalie is doing is telling a new generation of youths that books and learning are boring. How narrow minded, but then again as many of the people listening to this song, or watching the video are probably monged on pills and alcohol so it’s not really worth getting worked up about this (reading is cool don’t listen to the stupid woman!).
Natalie walks up to the desk where her rather bookwormish boyfriend seems to be working. He seems a bit oblivious to her until she actually touches him to say she is there. They then walk through to the next room, now they wouldn’t about doing what I think they are doing, IN A LIBRARY! Some bridges just shouldn’t be crossed as nothing would be sacred otherwise. In fact what I expected they would do is confounded somewhat when Natalie starts singing and dancing on the out desk of the library. Naturally her boy friend is quite concerned as it isn’t good library etiquette to do that kind of thing. I would imagine I would lose my library card if I tried the same, especially considering I am not a well endowed attractive female dance musician. Still though if you date one then you have to deal with the inevitable consequences.
The other users of the library are naturally disturbed by this literal song and dance, taking place in the temple of learning. I for one would be, considering there is a woman playing loud music and dancing on the desk. I mean the books have to be checked out on that desk! I mean think of the library equipment! Is she just going to kick those away in a symbolic piece of lovable youthful hedonism? Libraries aren’t well funded after all and can hardly afford to replace them! Natalie seems to literally be getting away with murder (In a library sense of course) as more often than not people have been thrown out of libraries for having their headphones on or a phone ringing, where as this is something else completely. In any normal library Natalie and her music would be drowned out by a loud chorus of people shhing and pointing angrily at the exit in a suggestive manner.
I also find it a little surprising that there is a synchronised disco light set in a library, which seems to kick in almost without any warning and in tune with Natalie. This is one crazy library indeed although I’m now temped to try this out in my local library. What else can we expect though, smoke machines? Glitter explosions? Foam? This is a place of learning and quiet! And she’s turned it into a Walkabout! Is this a new measure from the government to temp younger readers into a library as it seems a bit desperate?
Natalie now starts going through people’s personal details which is a little against the data protection act, not to mention it completely cocks up the libraries filing system. Maybe this was Natalie’s plan the whole time, to steal the library’s data to defraud people with. The boyfriend also seems quite worried as Natalie seems to be ruining his hard filing and in an almost teasing matter. I mean who rubs themselves sexually with paperwork? Then again the janitor seems to like it though, although from where he’s standing I think he might just be enjoying a view of Natalie’s under-regions from the low angle he’s at. She really should think about wearing less revealing clothes, although considering she finds paperwork arousing who’s to say she doesn’t find other boring elements of the library arousing.
Natalie’s bad behaviour seems to be catching as whilst she is ruining the paperwork someone else is seen eating bubblegum. The whole fabric of library etiquette seems to be systematically breaking down because of her and to be fair the boyfriend is now facing something of an open rebellion. I shudder to think at what could happen next. People talking loudly, eating soup and spilling it all over the place, even people setting fire to books as society within the library slowly collapses.
To make matters worse the other library users seem to be enjoying this breakdown though as they start dancing along too, forgetting any bookwork they planned. It seems she is single handed saving the geeks from the oppression of books and rules; unifying them under a wondrous, free (if idealistic) new regime of dance music, drugs and unprotected sex. Soon this library will just be another Ibiza.
Natalie then takes off her boyfriends glasses and ruffles his hair a little magically transforming him into someone that’s cool, although sight impaired. She then pushes him away a little aggressively and starts dancing on her own. So what does she want him or not? I get the idea Natalie is one of those women who finds herself attractive in such a way that she actually fantasises about herself. Either that or she is just a bitch although I don’t see the two options as being mutually exclusive.
Her poor boyfriend, firstly he can’t see and then he worries about the sheer amount of paperwork facing him. He looks literally lost without his filing system and the sheer amount of inner torment that must be building up beggars’ belief. Then again this is what you must expect when you, as a mild mannered librarian choose to date an attractive, promiscuous and rather uninhibited lady with no respect for the rules of the library. Even worse is telling you that you work in a library as that will only incite her further.
Still things start looking up for our librarian friend as Natalie starts making advances. I am now beginning to see the reason for our librarian’s logic in dating this woman as he must be getting it round the clock. At last though she is finally paying him some attention, rather than trying to ruin the library for everyone. Something tells me the librarian will be getting lucky tonight (and most nights in general).
However not before she has a good old rather choreographed dance with the other library users with varying results of dancing styles and competency The librarian also surprises everyone with his amazing dancing skills, which gives a little insight into how the hell a simple librarian would score a date with one of the most current dance acts. Natalie also shows how she can amazingly change clothes in an instant as they seem to be different to what they were before. An amazing power indeed one that many musicians seem to possess. Also what has happened to all the library furniture? The desks, the tables the chairs, all seem to have gone. Natalie must have gutted the place and turned it into a dance hall. Expect to see this happen more often kids, as Natalie seems to even be able to move the desks which are fixed to the ground with ease.
In the end Natalie and her librarian run off into the night to probably have sex.
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