You Say Party! We Say Die! - Oppurtunity
Opportunity is a woman she is always with child and her babies are beautiful if you saw them you would know what I mean Opportunity IS a woman, eh? It appears that Ms Ninkovic is a feminist and so...
Opportunity
is a woman she is always with child
and her babies are beautiful if you saw them you would know what I mean
Opportunity IS a woman, eh? It appears that Ms Ninkovic is a feminist and so is using a metaphor to convey her message. Not a simile, which is just a suggestion, but a METAPHOR which IS something. But why would opportunity always be up the duff? Sure, it is an opportunity for some people to have a nice little baby, for other people the only opportunity, when one is preggers, is to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show demanding a DNA test because the slag does not know who she has slept with. Fortunately, Opportunity gives birth to the beautiful babies that you see on nappy adverts. She doesn’t give birth to ones with eczema or with a gigantic nose. Ms Ninkovic then implies that she has seen these babies and that we would understand her, but in my experience babies have just been crying with their faces screwed up and generally smelling bad. Not good.
Opportunity I love her I've seen her dancing softer I've watched her come in closer I'm in love I welcomed her home
WHAT? Is this song talking about being a lesbian? It appears that Becky, the singing lady, is one or wants to be one. She clearly states that she loves this continually pregnant woman, who somehow can still dance under her maternity gear. Maybe she likes the boobular changes women go through while preggers. Who knows eh? Becky has been keeping an eye on this woman for a while, waiting for her to make the first move while she nurses her slight obsession. Maybe she is one of those telescope peepers? All we know is that this Opportunity has made a move on our singer and she has gratefully let her enter her house. Unless this home is another metaphor…
my door I keep open with a guardian near to me we light candles by the window we wait dear for the key golden copper ring around her face soft and glowing I see her
If we continued this little lesbian act into this verse, this would be sounding incredibly rude now. Anyway, let’s skip to the second line and ponder who this guardian is. I would like it to be a cat, but it could be this Opportunity woman who Becky is allowing to stalk her. Well, it is implying that someone is with her lighting the candles. Maybe it is all for getting them in the mood. Or maybe this union between Opportunity and Ms Ninkovic is purely because one of them was scatterbrained enough to lose the key to the door in the first line. They seem to be waiting for it to magically appear, yet door keys can be notoriously difficult to find, especially when one is running late in the morning. I believe the last two lines are speaking about the flame of the candle creating some sort of frame around this opportunity girl. It sounds like something out of a bad romance novel written for middle aged women who really should not wear swimsuits while sunbathing and reading said novel. Ugh…I’m moving on…
come in closer come in closer oh sister daughter mother
‘Ang on, is this opportunity woman a member of Becky’s FAMILY? If it is then she clearly does not know which female relative it is. Maybe the fact she has been spying on her own mother is enough to disorientate her.
don't you see her reach out touch her I can see her follow me
She is now instructing us to feel up her own mother, or perhaps her daughter. What is wrong with Ms Ninkovic? I could only understand this if Opportunity was her badly named sister who needed money badly and was whoring herself out. In this case, Ninkovic is a pimp. In the other cases, she is a pervert. OK, there was nothing wrong with being a lesbian, but to a member of your own family is just wrong.
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