Busted - Year 3000
One day, when I came, home at lunchtime, I heard a funny noise Went out, to the back yard, to find out, if it was one of those rowdy boys. Stood there, was my neighbor, called Peter, And a Flux...
One day, when I came, home at lunchtime, I heard a funny noise Went out, to the back yard, to find out, if it was one of those rowdy boys. Stood there, was my neighbor, called Peter, And a Flux Capacitor.
It appears that the Busted boys have been bunking off their lessons a little bit, considering they have arrived home at lunchtime and the school day doesn’t finish until 3 at least. Then again, this could be because their audience of girls under 12 (who laughingly label Busted as a rock band because it then means they can then claim to have a diverse taste in music genres) would then respect them, because they are bad boys who aren’t afraid to say put a whoopee cushion under teachers chair, because they are cheeky chappies like that.
However though, this is no ordinary day of lovable truancy, as the boys hear a strange noise, so go to investigate and see if it was the chavs stirring up trouble again. Nope, it’s just the neighbor who’s been knocking together a flux capacitor, which for those of you who don’t know, is what makes time travel possible according to Back to the Future.
He told me he built a time machine like the one in a film I’ve seen, yeah yeah... he said...
Wow, an exciting development indeed! It appears that Peter has managed to bend the laws of physics in two and has succeeded where millions of dollars of military research have failed. Impressive considering he lives next door to Busted, who would surely have disturbed his work with their loud music at all hours, then again they are young and carefree and doesn’t that give the license to whatever they wish? Either way though, he claims to have built a working time machine like one in a film that Busted saw. To be fair, this makes the appearance of the time machine a little ambiguous, as there are a number of films involving time travel. I would have initially gone for a Back to the Future design but it could resemble anything from the time machine in The Time Machine to the one in the Terminator films.
I've been to the year three thousand not much has changed but they lived under water, And your great great great grand daughter, Is pretty fine (she's pretty fine)
Our friend, Peter (or Pete as he shall henceforth be known) has traveled quite a way, 992 years and 3 weeks to be precise. He reckons that things aren’t that different in the 31st century, aside from the rather big problem that everything is submerged, so that comment strikes me as either ironic or hopelessly retarded. However, things are looking up as he has found that their great great great grand daughter is pretty fine. This would pose a problem though, as a great great great grand daughter would only be 5 generations older than the boys and if we average a generation to be 25 years each, then she would only be about 125 years their junior. Thus theoretically by the year 3000 the great great great grand daughter would be 867 years old! How they could see this to be ‘fine’ is quite ridiculous, not to mention the fact she even lived that long! She must use some pretty good face cream.
He took me, to the future, in the flux thing, and I saw everything, Boy bands, and another one, and another one... And another one! Triple, breasted women, swim around town... totally naked!
Well the Busted boys are lucky chappies aren’t they. They not only get let in on the secret of a working time machine (one somehow the military didn’t catch on to), but they also get to see the year 3000. However, all is not well in the underwater utopia 992 years in the future, as it would appear that the problem of boy bands is a growing issue (again!). Then again there seems to be a bright side, as there are three breasted women swimming around naked. This might tickle Busted’s fancy but I find that a little bit unattractive in a woman, call me old fashioned but I prefer just two breasts personally.
I took a trip to the yeah 3000
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody brought our 7th album.
It had outsold Michael Jackson,
I took a trip to the yeah 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody brought our 7th album, 7th album.
Good news for Busted, it seems this song has gone multi platinum! It’s a shame that it took the best part of one millennia, for it to reach that goal. Better news is that everyone has bought their 7th album. This is a bit hard to perceive though as by 2005 they had already released 3 albums, not to mention splitting up. Then again maybe this is good news for Busted fans as it suggests the band will reform sometime in the next 900 or so years, and release 4 further albums. The boys then have the audacity to suggest that they will have outsold Michael Jackson by the year 3000! Now this strikes me as deluded or as lies. Michael Jackson’s music has a rather timeless quality that will live on for many years to come (child molestation cases aside), Busted however have been quickly forgotten within two years of their splitting up. That doesn’t suggest longevity does it.
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