Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It’s Hot
Again, apologies, but soon after getting the internet tom's laptop collapsed. He's using his mummy's now. awww. [Intro] Snooooooooooop.. Snooooooooooop.. It would appear that someone is trying to attract the attention of one Mr. Dogg, and to do so they...
Again, apologies, but soon after getting the internet tom's laptop collapsed. He's using his mummy's now. awww.
[Intro] Snooooooooooop.. Snooooooooooop..
It would appear that someone is trying to attract the attention of one Mr. Dogg, and to do so they are elongating his first name, which can only mean one of a great deal of things;
- They are talking in a very casual environment indeed, one perhaps with loud music by such contemporary acts as A-ha and Bon Jovi, where perhaps voices need to be raised over the chorus of Livin’ on a Prayer in order to attract the attention of Mr. Dogg, who may or may not have a hearing defect.
- They are someone who knows Mr. Dogg quite well and as such are quite entitled to elongate his first name in a casual manner, a favour which Mr. Dogg may well repay him by performing the same act upon him, thus making him look popular in front of the ladies who may prefer their Norwegian pop to their Mainstream hip-hop and as such need convincing.
- This is a man who is showing Mr. Dogg a complete and utter lack of respect by referring to him with his first name, and as such should be punished accordingly (perhaps by removing one of his limbs).
[Chorus - Snoop Dogg] When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at ya Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a nigga get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on
When the pimp (an employer of prostitutes, ladies partaking in one of the oldest professions going) is in the crib (so presumably he is a poor pimp who can only afford a small cot in which to sleep – that, or he is a midget. And I can assure you, there is absolutely nothing hilarious about a purple silk suited midget pimp with massive golden chains stuck in a small, wooden cot purchased from IKEA. Nothing whatsoever.), and as such the subject should drop whatever they are holding as if it were hot – though obviously if whatever they were holding were actually hot (such as perhaps a saucepan, a plate or even – cheeky – a hotplate) then they would not need to drop it as though it were hot as it would be hot so they would be dropping it in that manner anyway (do you see?). Next, Snoop advises the subject that whenever a pig happens to be chasing them whilst they are in their vehicle (a common occurance in Berkshire, where Pig rampages are all the rage – no pun intended I assure you), to park the vehicle as if it were a hot day (one would have thought that the weather would have no influence on the technique involved in parking a vehicle). How performing a parking manouvere will help with regard to being chased by pork is anyones guess, but Mr. Dogg clearly knows what he’s talking about (though one doubts whether he has actually ever been to Berkshire).
He then says that if a black person were to get an attitude towards you (and yell “Oi! You!” etc.), you should “pop it like it’s hot”. Quite what opening a tube (or is it a pipe?) of Pringles will achieve in this situation I don’t know, as if the man is angry with you then it’s not overly likely that offering him an (admittedly tasty) crisp will improve the situation. Snoop then says he is pouring some Moet and Chandon (something that’s far more likely to help in a mugging situation), and that he rolls the best weed because – and I quote – he has “got it going on”. Yes. That’s the actual reason that Mr. Dogg specifies for his superior Weed rolling abilities – the fact he has staff members to do it for him anyway is neither here nor there (indeed, he would probably fit in with Berkshire society with an attitude like that).
[Verse - Pharrell Williams] Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams? Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs The interior like suicide wrist red
Apparently, Mr. Williams is quite a nice guy and he has pleasant dreams about sheep and other such innocent things. He also owns a freezer, and isn’t afraid to boast about it. This freezer, coupled with his pricy boat makes him quite the eligible bachelor so ladies – enquire within. He then tries his hardest to disprove this by describing his boat in a manner which is about as Romantic as Marilyn Manson in the morning. His boat apparently looks like fish eggs (and for all we know it could be an endangered species of fish, which is hardly a thought to arouse you) on the outside, and on the inside its essentially bloody (hardly a statement to be saying to the police), the sort of blood that one might find during a suicide. A very sexy connotation indeed.
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
He then claims that in addition to being an eligible bachelor he could be a physical education teacher – quite a handy chap then. He then makes a request to his mother to cheat on her man (presumably we have another classic case of a step-dad not winning votes with a disgruntled son). He then seems to add weight to this request by saying that he knows people on the street capable of imparting death upon others; a bit of a heavy thing to say to your own mother, but whatever gets the job done I guess.
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit Trying to ask me shit When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit You should think about it, take a second Matter fact, you should take four B And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P
He then makes a request (still presumably to his mother) to stop talking complete and utter nonsense to him. He then claims that his accomplices are going to fill his mothers vest (with what? With shit? That’s surely a step too far), and they aren’t going to pass him any shit – one assumes because they will have used it all already, which is just a disturbing mental image.
[Verse - Snoop Dogg] I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
Snoop Dogg is apparently a gangster. He claims that he is not just a gangster, but that he is a head of a significant crime network (surely not something to be admitting in public, let alone on a major single). He then presents us with the lovely mental image of a blue flag (the sort that you might see at a major summer festival) hanging out of his rear end; but only on the left hand side. Then, in a totally unrelated move, he claims to cut someone up so much that he feels like a DJ – implying that DJ’s are murderous (or well, just violent) fiends intend on causing harm through cuts, scratches and scrapes.
[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!" S-N double O-P, D-O double G I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it See I specialize in making all the girls get naked So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
Mr. Dogg feels the need to repeat his name before claiming that he can’t lie, instead he chooses to break stuff (perhaps a reference to that terrible Limp Bizkit video he appeared in – GIVE ME STUFF TO BREAK – very poetic Mr. Durst). He then says he spends most of his time getting girls naked (tying in with Mr. Dogg’s apparently lucrative porn star career), presumably by posing as a porn photographer then getting involved in some hilarious/sexy antics with them, before filming it and selling it with an appalling film-pun as a title. Harry Potter and The Philosophers Bone?
We got a world premiere right here, now get live! So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo
Snoop Dogg then claims that we (he and the audience) are attending a world premiere – but for what? And I mean the rest of this section speaks for itself really – dizzle, brizzle, pizzle, dizzle, shizzle, bizzack and last but oh so importantly not least – gizzo.
[Verse - Snoop Dogg] I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$ Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp On the TV screen and in the magazines If you play me close, you're on a red beam Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back? AK47 now nigga, stop that!
In addition to being a Gangster, Snoop Dogg has been a naughty boy. He spends his time with garden utensils, driving cars and – oh yes, this is damn naughty of him – wearing his own garments. The shock! The outrage! I’ve been a very naughty boy too Snoop, we should start a Facebook appreciation society together. He hangs out tough because he is a real manager with several degrees and other assorted qualifications verifying the realism of his management. He then bigs himself up a bit, going on about his media persona and just how great he is. And, lets be honest here – Mr. Dogg really is quite a great fellow isn’t he. Until someone says they’re going to take to him with an AK47 – the naughty fiend.
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move You're family's crying, now you on the news They can't find you, and now they miss you Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to Subscribe nigga, get yo issue Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!
Snoop Dogg has killed someone. He is quite proud of this, about the strife that he has caused the victims family – and in all honesty, I think this is considerably more naughty than wearing your own items of clothing.
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