Britney Spears - Oops I Did It Again
We're back gentlemen and ladies - Tom now has internet, courteous of the (very late) sky broadband. Anyway, onwards and upwards. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It appears that Britney Spears is either: An...
We're back gentlemen and ladies - Tom now has internet, courteous of the (very late) sky broadband. Anyway, onwards and upwards.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
It appears that Britney Spears is either:
- An avid Yeah Yeah Yeah’s fan
- Someone who is a great believer in Yes Man by Danny Wallace
- Having a stroke of some sort and is in need of medical attention (which would fit nicely with the title “oops I did it again”).
Whatever the case, it is a beautiful opening to a song packed to the brim with romance – so much so that I thought it was February, and I’m having a Richard Curtis/Romantic Film themed day (Four Weddings, Notting Hill and Love Actually with a grand headline finale by the (non Curtis) epic, daft and turgidly stupid Titanic – alternative screens showing The Notebook and When Harry Met Sally). However, I awaken to realize that its September and I’m sitting in my room listening to Smashing Pumpkins. A shattered dream.
i think i did it again i made you believe we're more then just friends oh baby it might seem like a crush but it doesn't mean that i'm serious cause to lose all my senses that is just so typically me oh baby baby
It appears that Ms. Spears has repeated a heinous act; she has made the subject think that she and he (for presumably it is a he, if Ms. Spears were revealed to have dyke (apologies) tendencies then surely Hello! would have a field day) have a relationship that is clearly not there – she may well be thinking of the subject as the father figure she never had as a child, something which whilst amicable is still tantamount to denial. She then says that it might seem a bit of a tight squeeze (what a shame) with him and her in the same room (although there is no mention of what or where this room is, whether it’s a small fridge in a Waitrose stock room or ; seeing as their not entirely really family members one could see how this could possibly be awkward. Oddly enough though she then refers to this father figure of hers as “baby baby” – implying some confused Freudian positions in that she actually regards herself as being his mother figure? A confusing paradox indeed, but one not at all far from the possible truth.
CHORUS:
oops i did it again
i played with your heart
got lost in the game
oh baby baby
oops!...you think i'm in love
that i'm sent from above
i 'm not that innocent
It appears that Britney Spears has a gambling problem; she refers to playing with someone elses heart in a game, one can only assume that this is poker. I feel that not only does Ms. Spears have a gambling problem, but she furthers this by cheating in her minor poker games. She then covers up the fact that she is cheating the subject (lest we forget, a fine figure of a man who represents all to her that a father ever could) by pretending that she is in love with him; a typical womanly thing to do. Start screwing a guy over and then pretend that the L word is involved; whilst some normal people develop a poker face, it appears that Ms. Spears has transcended this by being able to control her affections and emotions towards people in the poker environment. How this can be replicated in an online environment goodness knows (“BSpears_9: Hey Shaggy147 liking the profile pic! ;)” or something to that extent; far better and more honest than “Veronica: Hey I’m 22 Blonde Russian Lonely Waiting For You www.russiancams.net”). It appears she is of cruel heart indeed*.
you see my problem is this
i'm dreaming away
wishing that heroes they truly exist
i cry watching the days
can't you see i'm a fool
in so many ways
but to lose all my senses
that is just so typically me
oh baby baby
Britney appears to have a further problem along with her nasty gambling habit in that she is dreaming away her days; something that can only be serving to hamper her poker scam. She is wishing that heroes truly existed (she clearly hasn’t seen the aforementioned Heroes then, with characters such as Hiro and Dan “Dom Joly” Parkman who are all too believable, amongst others), though what she actually wants them to rescue her from is unclear. I believe it is most likely to be a fallen tree blocking off the path to her summer manor (always a tragedy), or something to that extent. She bequests of the subject to see her for the gambling, day dreaming fool that she really is – yet her fake-charms have worked all too well on Shaggy147, and another one lost forever.
"all aboard"
"britney before you go, there's something i want you to have"
"oh its beautiful, but wait a miniute, isnt this... ?"
"yes it is"
"but i thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"well baby, i went down and got it for you"
"oh you shouldnt have"
Shaggy147 has shown his love for Britney by rescuing a boat for her (I only skim these lyrics you know), or something to that extent. Which she regards as being a bit much, seeing as he was only a small pawn in her elaborate poker scam, and she reacts to this amazing gesture by saying “oh, you shouldn’t have” – the last thing someone wants to hear after going to that much effort. “Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have given birth – we could have just adopted!”
oops!... i did it again to your heart got lost in the game, oh baby oops!... you think that im sent from above im not that innocent
Ms. Spears seems to believe that Shaggy147 holds her in an incredible regard; in a move resembling James Blunt, he believes her to be an angel sent from the heavens. I’ll let you make of that rather ludicrous proposition what you will.
* - What?
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