Panic! At the Disco - I Write Sins not Tragedies
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says...
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Well it seems Brendon Urie is in some distress as he is pacing backwards and forwards in a church. This strikes me as a revalation as I wasn’t aware that he was a religious man but maybe his anxiety is causing a religious awakening. Then again maybe he’ll consider other religions like Buddism and Hinduism. Or worse maybe he’ll join a cult and end up in a mass suicide (fingers crossed). We have to wonder though, what is distressing Urie so much? Maybe his pet cat has gone missing (if anyone finds Floofy please contact Brendon Urie, Las Vegas, Nevada.), perhaps his latest single isn’t selling too well (it can be found in the bargain bins of most Asda stores) or maybe he’s hit someones car and is afraid that his no claims bonus on his car insurance may be lost.
However it seems he is actually in the church because there is a wedding on. This either means he is nervous because he is getting married (to a woman?! I somehow doubt it), or he has to deliver the best mans speech and he has no good material (judging by his lyrics chances are this could be true). However it would seem what ever Brandon’s role is in the ensuing wedding he is starting to overhear a conversation between the bridesmaid and the waiter commenting on how beautiful the wedding is. Now I don’t mean to be the moral compass here but isn’t it a bit rude to eavesdrop? However Brandon seems to justify this by claiming he ‘can’t help but hear it’. This doesn’t matter as it’ too late, as he overhears a scandalous revelation, that the bride is a whore.
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
Brandon now tries to intervene upon this fact by further distancing himself from his apparent rudeness by blaming matters on the fact that the door to the room with the bridesmaid in is wide open. This leads to him bursting into the room and demanding that the door be closed immediately, then again maybe he is environmentally conscious and doesn’t want to see the heat escape from the room (heating is expensive after all). He now, albeit rather hypocritically demands that the waiter and the bridesmaid buck their ideas up and tells them to show a greater sense of poise. This coming from a foul eavesdropper must seem quite rich to even the most rational of people. Especially considering he’s just burst into the room which would surely oust him as the eavesdropper that he is!
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
Quite a lot has happened between this scandalous accusation and Brandon bursting into this room unannounced and telling everyone to buck their ideas up. It seems the wedding is still on and by a ‘technicality’ the marriage is saved. What the hell has happened?! I suggest a number of reasons:
- He has forgiven his wayward fiancée and all is going ahead as planned
- It was a scandalous lie all along and it has been proven
- Urie is afraid of dying alone so gets married anyway (much like Barry from Eastenders)
- Urie stands to inherit a lot of wealth from the bride’s parents
- A wizard did it!
- It was old Father Brown spreading a rumor, as he wanted the bride for himself!
- Scooby and the gang unveiled the real villain
- The evil Baron Von Schmitt was responsible.
What ever the reason things have been righted and the wedding is back on. A time for celebration, it would seem and a chance to crack open bottles of champagne. I must admit this is very brave of Urie considering his known hatred of bottles which was exploited by some rather nasty audience members at a certain music festival in Berkshire, (braver when you consider he agreed to play there again this year). Either way, he offers a toast, I can imagine now is the time that people just forget about the troubled wedding by getting pissed.
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