Electric Six - Gay Bar
You! I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. It appears that Dick Valentine wants to take his subject...
You! I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
It appears that Dick Valentine wants to take his subject to a gay bar. Why he would want to do this is unclear, and depends largely on the gender of the subject. If they are female he may wish to:
- Take her to a gay bar to meet some of his gay friends, safe in the knowledge that she won’t be hit on in there.
- Turn her into a lesbian. Why he wishes to do this is unclear, but some people have weird ideals like that. Perhaps he wants to bolster the numbers in his Gay and Lesbian alliance, and feels that converting people is easier than advertising?
- He just wishes to have a night out in different company to his normal sort but wishes to go this usual bar of his – potentially known as “Big Billys Bar”.
However, if the intended subject is male, then it could be for one of two reasons that he wishes to take him to the gay bar; exploitation or conversion, both of which speak for themselves really. It is clear however that the aptly named Dick wants to take them to a gay bar, though once again we must stress this is for reasons he – perhaps purposefully rather than accidentally – has chosen to withhold.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
These days it is apparently acceptable conduct to start a nuclear war at the gay bar; George Bush should perhaps take note. Indeed, I have believed for a long time that George Bush is on the verge of coming out of the closet (it’s the laugh), and this is surely going to tip him over the line (note. To the FBI and all other concerned parties, I don’t really think that. I mean, its possible! Of course its possible! Only George and perhaps his lovely wife (who lets face it will know) are party to this knowledge, so please, don’t arrest me for mere speculation. If you do choose to I’m not in Cuba.) . Dick indeed appears to be shocked that it is acceptable to get involved with nuclear warfare at the local “Big Billys Bar”, exclaiming a “wow” at this mere ponderous thought.
Dick then reveals that he is somewhat broke, and that perhaps the only reason he wants this subject to join him at the gay bar is in order for the subject to buy him a round or two of Bacardi and Diet Pepsi’s. Dick wants to spend all of the subjects money; it appears the subject is going to need to be frugal in order to avoid gay bar-related bankruptcy.
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
Dick Valentine has something to put into the subject at the gay bar. This could be a number of things;
- A needle containing illicit and illegal substances that really aren’t recommended for maintaining a state of good health and order in ones body.
- A drink, or possibly an edible item for the subjects oral pleasure.
- It could be a cork (or possibly) which he is attempting to throw and for the subject to catch in their mouth.
- It could be a dagger inserted into the subjects person, either for their pleasure or otherwise.
- It could be Dick Valentines Penis.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar. You're a superstar, at the gay bar. Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar. You're a superstar, at the gay bar. Superstar. Super, super, superstar
A shocking revelation! It appears that the subject is already a known figure (and indeed held in some revere) at Big Billys! This would imply that perhaps Dick wants to go to him to bask in his reflected glory, and that the seemingly innocent suggestions earlier on in the piece are far from the mark indeed. This for me is somewhat more sinister than anything else Dick Valentine had potentially planned (yes, including nuclear warfare – although I’ll admit that’s not to everyone’s cup of tea) as he plans to use the subject for his own gain. What a heinous, sinful, disgusting, despicable man!
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