Mika - Love Today
Everybody's gonna love today, Gonna love today, gonna love today. Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today. Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to, Love love me, love love me, love love. Well one of the first things...
Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today.
Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today.
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.
Well one of the first things that becomes painfully obvious is that this is a song about Love, well judging from the title and the fact that the word ‘love’ appears over ten times in the first verse. Though here Mika seems to be ordering that people are going to, ‘love today.’ Considering that this is presented as an imperative order and is fairly ambiguous as to when ‘today’ is, so we are led to assume that Mika is intent on setting up some kind of perpetual mass orgy. He also mentions that people are going to love ‘anyway you want to’ this throws up some issues as pedophiles could thrive under Mika’s proposed regime.
I've been crying for so long,
Fighting tears just to carry on,
But now, but now, it's gone away.
Mika seems not to be of clear mind, he’s been having some emotional difficulties, oh dear, he’s been literally to the point of tears. Maybe he’s just been manically depressed, I can’t honestly say but whatever has happened but its ok, he’s better now. Then again maybe he’s bi-polar as he’s apparently been feeling a bit down (I exaggerate, I know) and he’s now seemingly on the rebound from the low by proposing love for all. What a head-case.
Hey girl why can't you carry on,
Is it 'cause you're just like your mother,
Little tike, like to tease for fun,
Well you ain't gonna tease no other,
Gonna make you a lover.
Hang on now it seems that Mika’s happy because he’s found a woman (hah Mika with a woman yeah right) and it seems a reason he’s attracted to her is because of her resemblance to her mother and the fact he calls her a ‘little tike’ brings into question this girls age. Its becoming a bit worrying now as Mika seems almost to be soliciting sex from a minor, something he seems quite insistent on considering he says he’s: ‘Gonna make you a lover.’
Girl with a groove with the big bust on,
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your mother and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone
Oh god his plans are more heinous than first thought. Any thoughts of him pursuing innocent love seem to be out the window now as he’s talking about this girls ‘big bust’ and hints about what he’s going to do when her parents are out. The fact that she is living with her parents probably also crushes any hopes that Mika isn’t in fact pursuing minors.
Momma, momma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock.
It gets kinkier still! He seems almost thrilled by the thought of her parents finding him and their daughter doing god knows what.
Carolina sits on ninety five
Give her a dollar and she'll make you smile.Hooker, what a looker, walk away!
You know I was only joking about the Orgy thing before but I think Mika might actually be serious. As well as him, the girl (of questionable age) her parents Mika proposes bringing along a hooker too although she sounds quite cheap, ‘a dollar and she’ll make you smile’? She sounds almost too cheap, I sincerely hope they remember to rubber up before kicking off.
Carry dresses like a kid for fun,
Licks her lips like they're something other,
Tries to tell you life has just begun,
But you know she's getting something other
Than the love from her mother
Oh god HE IS A PAEDOPHILE! When he isn’t trying to solicit sex from schoolgirls he gets women to dress up like children to appease him. Not to mention lick her lips like ‘something other,’ do I really need to paint a picture here. This Carry seems to be quite oversexed too (maybe Mika plans to invite her too) as she is ‘getting something other than the love from her mother.’
Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di.....
What a cop out I mean we have an orgy with a schoolgirl, her parents, Mika, a stripper and some cosplay girl and then he leaves us with this. This is probably for the best however, as I don’t think that anyone else really needs to or wants to find out what goes on here. Then again this weird ‘doom da-ing’ could be some kind of hollow sexual euphemism, I don’t know nor do I want to.
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