Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Well the claws are out straight away from little Miss...
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Well the claws are out straight away from little Miss Avril as she immediately extends her dislike of this poor man's girlfriend and as a suggestion places herself in the frame as a replacement. Avril being quite famous will be used to getting what she wants and this case seems to apply for relationships. A bit ironic considering that the instant gratification culture which created her is being embraced by her too, and she seems to almost take the man that she wants (assuming it is a man this is not mentioned, and who knows Avril may be having a crisis of sexuality -well as men we can only pray-) whether he is spoken for or not.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
The plot thickens! Avril knows that this beau is eyeing her up and she’s well up for it and it appears as if this is common knowledge to everyone else. Looks like this chaps girlfriend is in for a tough time as Avril seems to make a serious claim for this bloke.
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
One thing to note her is that Avril either owing to her missing the end of her education due to her rise to fame or her accustomed nature of getting what she wants she has reduced her utterance of I want to make you mine to the simple statement ‘I want you mine.’ This seems to regress her as the sexual arousal she is feeling around this man has reduced her linguistic skills to that of a 2 year old. Interesting to note that she thinks he is delicious which could mean she is interested in eating him or doing some sort of kinky practice like covering him in maple syrup, then again this woman is used to getting it her way so this could be the poor mans fate.
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
So it would appear that it’s a mutual offer as she seems to claim that she could make him feel alright (another loose sexual boast) but she does seem to hammer home the point that she is fussy or ‘the mother fucking princess.’ Whether that is a title or a previous achievement or simply more emphasis of her spoilt nature is left a bit open. Then again judging by her rather confused sexual nature she could actually be the mother fucking princess or the princess of mother fucking to put it another way. Then again she doesn’t let this chap have much room to argue as she says you know I’m right and basically assumes she has won the argument with that.
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Uh oh its getting childish again, this guys girlfriend appears to be ‘whatever’ this is pretty ambiguous and could be her euphemizing (come on one ‘mother fucking’ was enough for an Avril Lavigne song lets be honest). Although she’s getting personal too and bringing peer pressure into the equation and seems to think that is something adequate to base a relationship on.
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
again and again(and again and again and again)
Well maybe Avril has a leg to stand on after all as this chap appears to be looking at her ‘in that way’ although she seems to have developed something of a stutter as she starts the verse but then has to start it again. Avril though has obviously done her homework on this bloke or has a very good private investigator and seems to realize there is mutual interest here. Then again she is still trying to steal some poor woman’s man which isn’t quite cricket really.
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
Oh dear as a solution Avril wants to make her disappear now. It’s not said how, but as Avril is likely to have a lot of money on her hands so we can assume that hitmen may be called in to ‘take her out’ so to speak. As an alibi she’s trying to get this chap to forget that his (now) ex-girlfriend ever existed which I personally don’t think will hold up in court.
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
Avril seems to be employing some kind of mind control technique to try and trap this guy as a last resort, to be honest can you blame him for being taken aback considering Avril has just pretty much suggested that they kill this other woman. Avril as a result gets vicious and starts to have a dig at the other woman again and then rips into the man for his judgement in women. Overall condescending and conquering the man one last time, shame and I thought she looked so nice.
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