Ricky Martin - Livin’ Da Vida Loca
She's into superstition black cats and voodoo-dolls I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall Ricky seems to have met a new lady (his parents must be so relieved), who seems a little bit strange. Apparently she seems...
She's into superstition black cats and voodoo-dolls I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall
Ricky seems to have met a new lady (his parents must be so relieved), who seems a little bit strange. Apparently she seems to be a member of the occult. I would urge caution at this point, having seen the Wicker Man as it is entirely possible this girl may be tempting him in to be a human sacrifice. Ricky however seems to have sense as much himself with his newly revealed power of being able to see into the future.
She's into new sensation
new kicks in the candle light
she's got a new addiction
for every day and night
Ricky’s new lady seems to be one for a fad. She apparently enjoys setting her shoes on fire with candles, because it’s the latest thing. Honestly the lengths some people will go to to be fashionable. To make matters worse, it seems that this woman is also a compulsive addict. Or in simple terms she is addicted to addiction. This can’t end well for anyone as I can’t really think of a good kind of addiction, and the fact her addictions seem to change every twelve hours makes this even harder to cope with. Maybe Ricky isn’t taking this whole heterosexual relationship malarkey seriously.
She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain
she’ll make you live a crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain
Aside from being a witch and a compulsive addict, she also is a nudist it would appear. Not only is she a nudist though, but she is a nudist fascist as she insists on other people doing it as well whether they want to or not. The nature of the weather doesn’t seem to come into this woman’s mind either when it comes to nudism, as she seems to enjoy it whatever the weather. I can imagine this being quite problematic in the winter months. I like the way that Ricky seems to think of her like being a bullet to his brain. As she sounds like a good reason to put one there.
Upside-inside-out she's livin' la vida loca She'll push and pull you down livin' la vida loca Her lips are devil red and her skin's the colour mocha She will wear you out Livin' la vida loca Livin' la vida loca Livin' la vida loca
Apparently this lady is living the crazy life and is a bit of a strain on the old ticker. I’m not surprised considering how by now you have probably been attacked as some kind of voodoo ritual, made to dance naked in the snow and has driven you to the brink of suicide.
Woke up in New York City
in a funky cheap hotel
She took my honey she took my money
she must have slipped me a sleeping-pill
Well well well. Looks like Ricky’s powers of prediction were right after all. The crazy bitch made off with all his money and to make matters even worse she took his honey as well. I would imagine if Ricky were some kind of bear (maybe he is who’s to say) then blood would be spilt at this indignity. Then again this is a lesson to everyone that it isn’t a good idea to trust an addict nudist witch.
She never drinks the water makes you order French champagne once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same cause she'll make you go insane
This woman’s alcohol addiction seems to be quite upper market as she seems to only drink champagne. I’m sure she enjoys a nice bottle of Mumms on her cornflakes every morning and then settles into the day with a nice bottle of Sainsburys Cava before having a Moet before bed. What a life eh? Ricky claims that she will make you go insane too, which is presumably why he wanted to shoot himself in the head at that point earlier.
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