Blazin’ Squad - Love on the Line
Call me baby, we can get hot Come and get my love girl on the wire 1, 2 wacha gonna do? Stay at mine, sounds fine Say your gonna feel me, baby that can thrill me Up and down Round...
Call me baby, we can get hot Come and get my love girl on the wire 1, 2 wacha gonna do? Stay at mine, sounds fine Say your gonna feel me, baby that can thrill me Up and down Round and round Call my number; we’ll make love on the line [ALL]
What age group is this aimed at? I mean I always got the impression that Blazin’ Squad tended to be favoured people under the age of 15, and even with that in mind it seems that the lads want to ‘love-fumble’ with their lady friend’s tonight. After all they talk about getting together and getting ‘hot’ and I don’t think they are talking about getting together and turning up the central heating here. They should be careful though as technically that’s statutory rape (probably in the girl’s case and not theirs as I can’t imagine many girls above the age of 16 would find this a romantic song or Blazin’ Sqaud attractive for that matter), so they may want to have second thoughts about the girls staying round their place.
Still it sounds like they may be missing out on a night of fumbling pleasure as the boy’s want to be thrilled up and down, round and round. I don’t know what that specifically entails (nor do I want to. I mean come on, we’re talking about Blazin’ Squad here; I don’t tend to find horny pubescent asbo-bait boys that sexually interesting funnily enough). Also considering how many lads there are in Blazin’ Squad (is there 12, 20 or 55? I can never remember) I don’t think it can be called love anyway. I know it as a Gang Bang…
Also in regards to making love on the line, are they talking about Phone sex or do they mean literally inserting their bits into the phone? Or maybe in an even weirder turn of events they plan to actually make love whilst suspended by wires. I can imagine their parents would be horrified to come home and find that their son’s bedroom has had a series of wires and pulleys drilled into the wall in strange way. Imagine if one of the Squad got grounded for this, it could spell the end of their music career (no recording for a month may be the punishment perhaps).
I know you gotta go away, for quite a while
But you can pick up the phone, and you can dial
And when you’re feeling lonely, I can see you right through
And if you tell me that you want it
Then I can make love on the line with you [Rocky B]
Rocky B explains with meticulous detail about how to phone him using that new fangled device we know as a telephone. He really makes it simple and explains that you have to just pick up the phone and then dial (and I always get that mixed up). But what is the B for in his name? It sounds like it’s meant to mean Rocky Balboa (the film that is) and if it does, what is it some sort of production title? Who knows but saying that who calls their son Rocky anyway? Especially when he’s a scrawny MC, I mean that’s just funnily ironic now, a bit like calling a very fat person Tiny or something.
I’m gonna miss your body, perfume on your skin You say you’re gonna feel me, girl that can thrill me Cos you can call me anytime For love on the line [Reepa] (Love on the line) [Krazy]
These guys sure are horny, considering they probably shouldn’t go out due to electronic tagging or ASBO curfews. Another thing is who would go out with someone called Reepa. It just sounds morbid and little bit frightening. The way these guys sing about their time with their girlfriends sounds almost as if one of them is stalking this woman, and maybe that’s why they want them to call them so bad. I wouldn’t expect that the girl would though as she’s probably being bombarded with threatening phone calls from the Sqaud.
We can chat all night and day girl
When I’m home or away girl
Just give me a call on my line girl
You can be all mine girl
And when we are talking I picture your eyes on your pretty face
With the gloss on your lips, soft tanned skin
And the body I’ll embrace [Strider]
Is this song sponsored by T mobile? They really are hammering home the fact that they can be called from anywhere and anytime, its almost yelling out to anyone listening. “Hey buy a mobile! It’s great, you can text and phone people where-ever they are you can stalk people from the comfort of a friend’s house with more anonymity and …..” I could go on but it definitely sounds like a sales pitch.
‘Strider’ talks about how when they are talking together he likes to think of her eyes. Now I don’t know if that’s true or not but it goes to show he’s couldn’t give a toss about what she has to say to him, as he’s busy there dreaming about her eyes (or other things quite possibly, considering how horny the lads sound in this song so far). What sort of a name is Strider anyway, does he actually strides everywhere or does he just shuffle along the street (like most chavs) and then one day though “I shud uze da nikname Strider innit coz itz well kool N’ dat…” I have a feeling the latter probably has more truth.
Just make love to me And give it to me the way you wanna And everything you ask of me, you know I’m gonna Cos you can be mine any time (Any time) [Flava]
Well someone is kinky, and also a generous lover by the sounds of it. These are the sincere (Ha yeah right) word of MC Flava, but who spells flavour like that? Maybe things have got so bad in schools now that people can’t spell their own names anymore. That is if MC Flava went to school at all. However, maybe he is really a learned young chap who helps old ladies across the street and pays his taxes like a good citizen, and the name MC Flava is just a way to sound cooler. Yeah I know that’s funny to picture, as he’d been more interested in pulling the women rather than helping them across the street.
If all the squad are this horny then how come they aren’t all fathers yet? Maybe they are just currently at the shops buying cigarettes (for 4 years +).
When I wake you in the night
Girl I’m gonna do you right
We can live a fantasy
And loves bo wo
Imagine that I’m touching you baby
Can you feel me to? [Krazy & Tommy B]
Call my number
For love on the line [Krazy]
I wouldn’t phone her when she’s asleep! Most girls aren’t into being woken up for real sex let alone phone sex. Not to mention the fact that they are going to be fumbling with all the bits and everything while on the phone or are they still going ahead with the suspension sex thing? Maybe I’ve misread things massively though and they actually mean make love on a railway line. An electrifying experience, but then it must be exciting. You know ‘doing it’ whilst dodging fast moving trains and possibly suffocating from diesel fumes.
Also what the hell is Bo wo? Is it some kind of fetish or is it a nickname for his member? Maybe it’s some kind of slang that I don’t understand. They must be KRAZY
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