New Young Pony Club - Ice Cream
I can give you what you want. I can make your heart beat short. I can make you ice cream We could be a sweet team Melting in your vice dreams, sport. Tahita Bulmer seems to be promising that...
I can give you what you want.
I can make your heart beat short.
I can make you ice cream
We could be a sweet team
Melting in your vice dreams, sport.
Tahita Bulmer seems to be promising that she can give me what I want. 
I somehow doubt that she could fulfill this promise, as some of my wants consist of quite impossible items. For instance, a working example of the Delorean Time machine from Back to the Future, complete with flying capabilities. I don’t think Tahita has a degree in temporal physics so I think she might have trouble fulfilling this request. She also promises to make my heart beat short? What does that mean she is going to perform open heart surgery on me? I certainly don’t want her to do that. I think she’s completely misread what I asked her for.
Then again she does promise that she will make ice cream, so albeit falling massively short of my expectations for her to build me a flying time machine out of a 1980s sports car, I will at least have something nice to enjoy. I would probably prefer chocolate, Carte Dor Style, but judging by her inability to understand my requests I could be in for an unpleasant surprise. Tahita believes that if me and her team up that our team work could be ‘sweet’, (meaning good) but considering she seems to be very good at missing the point I’m somewhat skeptical, as a lot of misunderstandings could occur. Lo and Behold I am right as she seems quite intent on melting me into dreams, and has the bad grace to call me “sport” like a dad would call his kid in a 50’s film about baseball or whatnot.
I can be the sauce you crave.
I can spell what you can't say.
Chocolate flavored love theme,
Treat that treats you so mean,
Covering your nights and days.
Tahita’s madness only seems to get worse as she promises to be the sauce that I crave. Now to be fair this could be a tough choice as I like a lot of sauces and none of them seem to contain the key ingredient Tahita Bulmer. Tahita claims she can spell what I can’t say, which is quite impressive now that I think about it. Especially, when you consider there are many words that I can’t say, mostly those in Chinese. Then again applying this skill would still be a bit pointless as I normally can’t read what I can’t say (also true of Chinese), and/or can spell it anyway.
Tahita starts banging on about a chocolate flavored love theme. I assume she means a sort of version of Charlie and the chocolate, but with a romantic context. I’m not sure how that could work unless Charlie and Willy Wonka were in love in the film, and to say that would be just wrong would be an understatement. Either that or she’s someone who appreciates those tacky chocolate body art kits you can buy from gadget shop knockoffs.
Tahita does say though, that this is no ordinary chocolate love them as it is one that “treats you so mean”. Does that mean the chocolate has acid in it? Maybe she just means one of those bon bons which has chilli juice in it, to trick your friends. However, as she now elaborates it covers your nights and days. This unfortunately probably means that Tahita wants to entomb the listener in chocolate. I knew I should have taken it seriously when she mistook a time traveling 1980s film car request to be a request for heart surgery.
Let me give you what you'd like.
I can make your mouth run dry.
Drink me like a liquor
C'mon and dip your dipper
Show me what you're here for, guy.
Finally Tahita seems to have got back to her first point, namely giving me what I would like. 
Unfortunately though, she seems to have missed the boat again and claims she can make my mouth run dry, which (rather unsurprisingly) isn’t really what I want. In fact I would rather avoid that given the opportunity. Tahita also now seems intent on being drunk like liquor. This presents a physical and ethical challenge for me, as firstly I believe that would be what some would call cannibalism, and secondly I can’t imagine her tasting too good, least of all like liquor.
Not only is Tahita trying to be swallowed but she also suggests a further use for her liquefied remains. She seems to want the listener to use her as a dip too. She then has the audacity to have a go at us for not really explaining what we are doing here. She hasn’t exactly been helpful here as she has offered to fulfill all my dreams; then started yammering on about entombing me in chocolate whilst downing her like a drink. I don’t want to seem too old fashioned but that’s just not cricket is it?
I can give you what you want. I can make your back real taut Fantastic flavor fancies - Sick like Syd and Nancy - Wicked as a joyride jaunt.
Tahita finally seems to be getting her mind back to her original offer, which is quite a relief to me as I really fancy using that time machine and preventing this conversation from ever happening (yes I know that will cause a time paradox, but to be quite honest it would be worth it). 
Oh dear though, she seems to be missing the point again, however, it looks like she might be offering something more positive this time (to be fair most things are more positive than making me drink her). She’s offering this time to make my back real taut, which is something I would quite like, I really could use the exercise and to be fair the ladies luuurve a buffed up back (I hope anyway).
What a pity, once again when we were starting to get somewhere, she seems to have wondered off on a mental tangent again. Once again its flavour related although I’m not sure which food stuff she is trying to ruin for me now. Apparently it’s sick like Syd and Nancy (Syd Vicious and Nancy Spungen), so I’m guessing this time the food is heroin based, and there’s a joyride involved too. This worries me as I think Tahita is basically endorsing driving whilst under the influence of drugs. I had better just say NO!
What you want I can give you what you want What you want I can give you what you want, you want You want I can give you what you want What you want You want Whatcha whatcha want now.
Tahita seems to echo her mad promises of delivering what I want (presumably as I run away from her full pelt). To be fair I don’t think even she knows what she wants here, except for maybe psychiatric help.
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