Paul McCartney - Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time
The moon is right the spirits up were here tonight and that’s enough simply having a wonderful Christmastime simply having a wonderful Christmastime Paul McCartney, when observing the moon, seems to remark to himself that the moon is looking...
The moon is right
the spirits up
were here tonight
and that’s enough
simply having a wonderful Christmastime
simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Paul McCartney, when observing the moon, seems to remark to himself that the moon is looking right tonight. 
This doesn’t really make sense as the moon can neither be right or left as it is moving all the time as is the earth and most people so to say the moon is right (as in rather than left) is a bit too precise when referring to satellite. However, he could mean that the moon is right in its theories on immigration. Maybe Paul huffed way too much green in India and now has chats with the moon. This is interesting considering the term lunatic refers to someone who stares at the moon too much (in times of yore they used to think it made people go nuts).
On the upside though Paul’s got some good drinks on offer, so that at least people won’t mind his unnerving moon chats due to being drunk. However, Paul maybe proposing raising the spirits of the dead (which seems to be more his kind of gig really), which any horror movie buff will tell you is a bad BAD idea. However, maybe it’s just to ward off the soon-to-be-ex Mrs McCartney, who could try to gate crash (she’ll probably blame that on the paparazzi too as seems to be her style).
The party’s on the feelings here that only comes this time of year Simply having a wonderful Christmastime simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The party is on!! What does that mean the party has an on/off switch, or does it mean the party is on something and Paul has just wandered off the topic and not told us what. 
However, maybe it’s because he’s talking to his doctor and is pointing out where the pain is. I’m not a doctor by a long shot but I doubt even a trained medical professional has heard of a specific pain, that comes once a year like clockwork (except for bills). Maybe it’s just Paul’s heart aching for the poor children at Christmastime, however he doesn’t seem to care too much as he points out that he’s having a wondiferous Christmastime, which seems to raise his spirits a little.
The choirs of children sing their song
They’ve been training all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ohhhh
Ohhhhhhh
Paul seems to have a vested interest in the local school choir as he’s hired them to perform at his party. This I must admit is a nice gesture as most rich celebrities would hire the biggest names to perform (or in Sir Paul’s case just perform himself). However, Paul seems to be quite adamant on the level of quality at the show. So much so that he’s had the children training for the big show since last January. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if these poor scamps have done anything this year except prepare, which is pretty poor for one a big humanitarian, still though as long as no seal pups are skinned who gives a damn eh.
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ahhh don’t look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Paul’s had some good PR this year, as the party seems to be the talk of the town for some time. 
However, I just hope that Paul hasn’t resorted to the measures that many student unions do and use flyers to promote the event. As I can imagine the town would probably be littered with the damn things, hardly the best example to set as an environmentalist.
However, it doesn’t matter as the party is a success and it’s time to raise a glass. Unfortunately, it seems a clue has been left about what the party is on now. From what I can establish from the comment “Ahhh don’t look down”, is that Paul’s party is on top of something quite high and unfortunately the weight of the partygoers has obviously led to the whole gaff crashing into a ravine or something similar. That probably wasn’t in the pamphlet but still everyone had a ruddy good Christmastime.
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