Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters
ITS 80S DISCO TIME WITH DAAAAVVVVEEEE.
If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
Personally I disagree with Ray here, as this sounds like more of a job for Chris Hanson from to Catch a predator? Strange things in the neighbourhood can also be dealt with by the local council too. After all the Ghostbusters are busy men, and you shouldn't just call them out on a whim, well not without expecting a hefty call out fee. It's a bit like calling up the fire brigade to come round because your TV isn't working, and to be fair some people do. Ray is obviously one of those people.
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS
I reiterate my previous point, that this sounds like a job for the council, especially as it sounds like Ray is having a bit of a dispute with a neighbor, perhaps regarding a shed that Ray doesn't like the look of, or a tree which is blocking the sun from his garden. There are proper channels of complaint, when you have issues with what the neighbours have in their garden.
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
Good for you Ray! But unfortunately that has nothing to do with your civil complaint. Also surely if you aren't afraid of ghosts then you shouldn't be recommending the Ghostbusters? You don't really need them by the sounds of it.
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?
GHOSTBUSTERS
Actually wrong again! This sounds like you're experiencing a positive symptom of schizophrenia, so you'll probably be needing a psychiatrist. Now I know the Ghostbusters are scientists of sorts, but they specialize in the paranormal, not psychological illness!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS
I don't really know about this one, you could call up the Ghostbusters or you could call a lawyer to have the invisible squatter evicted from the property. After all you don't want him changing the locks and throwing you out now do you. Although to be fair that involves a large amount of red tape, so maybe the Ghostbusters may be a more effective solution for once.
If ya all alone
Pick up the phone
and call
GHOSTBUSTERS
The Ghostbusters aren't the Samaritans! You can't just call them up when you're feeling lonely. They have spooks to smite and demons to demolish, rather than listening to you prattle on about how you never made another hit single after 1984 and had to resort to performing this song in the 118 adverts. Surely the Ghostbusters have had enough of this time-wasting by now.
If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby Ya better call GHOSTBUSTERS
Well actually yes this is the right answer, if you have a ghost then DO call the Ghostbusters. Paranormal activity is their game, so let them stick to what their good at. Then again knowing Rays lack of common sense around the emergency services he'd probably call for a lifeboat instead of the Ghostbusters if he encountered a real ghoul. But then why would he call them as he isn't afraid of ghosts?
Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!
Does he mean thrustin'? This sounds like the pick up line of a rapist really, although if he is just talking about Ghostbusting then I can kind of understand why his answer to all of life's problems is: call the Ghostbusters.
Don't get caught alone no no
Yes indeed. Bring a rape alarm.
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
GHOSTBUSTERS
The police may be better? It sounds like someone is attempting forced entry here, which is a pretty serious problem. The Ghostbusters' proton packs don't have much use on humans, and they are ill-equipped to deal with a hostage situation, or violent attack. What could they do burn down the house? I don't think they even have a tannoy in their van, so how could they talk to the villains?
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