issue 013

June 2008 archive

Shakira - Whenever Wherever

dave on June 12, 2008 8:20 PM *#_

Lucky you were born that far away so So we could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the...

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Greenday - American Idiot

dave on June 10, 2008 5:55 PM *#_

Don't want to be an American idiot. Don't want a nation under the new mania And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind fuck America. Well Well Well what have we here? It appears as if Billy-Joe...

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Baby Wee Wee

dave on June 4, 2008 5:52 PM *#_

I would begin this article with a pretend tagline for how this is a ridiculous toy idea, but quite frankly the evidence is staring you right in the face. Lets be blunt here, this takes one of the least...

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My Baby Allgone

on June 2, 2008 9:23 PM *#_

Another of the crap toys today then, and for this instalment we have the ridiculously absurd, rotund and rip-off-britain-tastic My Baby Allgone. The general premise here was that the baby (Allgone) would drink loads and cry and do something like...

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